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@welfarehoe: Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you?
Me: I did the dishes.
Hubs: There was only one.
Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?

Hubs: You didn’t do anything today did you?
Me: I did the dishes. 
Hubs: There was only one.
Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?

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