@UrbanDouchebag: Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is.
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@GaryJanetti: I hope one day to have the chance to whisper "what's she doing here?" to the person next to me at a funeral.
@myles_morrison: I start every argument off with "first of all..." like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling.
@leechee420: Watching a show about women who choose to give birth outside. Like, let's take the most painful experience of my life and add bugs and shit.
@thenoahkinsey: When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say "now let's try this again."