@UrbanDouchebag: Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is.
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@TheRobCee: "Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS." -inventor of incense
@awesomeseank: Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie.