@UrbanDouchebag: Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is.
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@Karate_Horse: You can sign up for as many karate classes as you want there is literally no one monitoring this
@unravelingfire: Me: Do you like children? Him: Yes, I love them. Me: Good, because I become a huge child when I drink.
@kwirkyKerri: There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided.