@jabba_jabba_jaw: Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer.
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@Michael_Erhart: Every time you push the potato button on your microwave, a potato appears in someone else's microwave.
@ibid78: [right after my lie detector test] -Make sure that machine shows I've had plenty of the sex "Sir that's not what it does- -I SAID MAKE SURE
@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?