@jabba_jabba_jaw: Hug your children. Hug your friends and family. Hug the cashier at Chipotle. Hug someone else's children. Hug the arresting officer.
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@Kaladas4U2NV: I lost 7 followers today. It's nice to know some people are finally reading my tweets