@Bunnydurden: Hugs not drugs. Except, yes drugs and why are you touching me?
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@ArfMeasures: [phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
@Jessberrie: I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob
@doktorj: Ziiipppp, zip, zip, zip, ziiiipppp! *Me, dramatically ending a marital spat during a camping trip