@Smooheed: Huh, this is a first
Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before
They must know
@knot_eye: I was gonna do a tweet about Albert Einstein's IQ but I couldn't get it under 140.
@MUMSIEesq: Give them a Cheesecake Factory gift card this holiday season so they know you "grocery store checkout line" love them
@KentWGraham: If you text your boss that you can’t come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn’t ask any questions.
@dlockw21: I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life.
@bridger_w: OK, Gravity wasn't very realistic. First of all, and I checked this, Sandra Bullock -- not an astronaut