@Smooheed: Huh, this is a first
Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before
They must know
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana.
@TheTweetOfGod: St. Patrick's Day may just be an excuse to drink, but then again so is Ireland.
@lloydrang: There's no gangsta way to say "Oopsie Daisy." I know that now.
@PeterClayton6: If you say 'my cocaine' really loudly, you will sound exactly like Michael Caine saying his own name. I will never get tired of this.
@twitinfected: Went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and I only spent $9,000.00