@Smooheed: Huh, this is a first
Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before
They must know
@GABBYdaAngSaya: [Last Supper]
Jesus: *holds up bread* This is my body
*holds up wine* This is my blood
And this is Sparta!
*kicks Judas into a pit*
@MacAnnabella: My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding.
She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)
@FSUSteve: Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?
@iLikeCatShirts: It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes.
@jwoodham: FITNESS TIP: Stretching is important. Stretch out flat on your back. Stretch your eyelids over your eyes. Stretch a blanket over your body.