@_youhadonejob: Human logic.
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@Iwriteforcats: You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You get a fish bite! You're all getting fish bites! - OPiranha
@oxygenplug: Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
@Snarfernini: You're nice, cute & single? Can you introduce me to your friend who looks like he'd never return my texts? Yeah the one with the girlfriend.
@TheRolo: A fun way to "Break up" is to tell them to "Go long" and then never throw them the football.