@skadel68: Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"
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@melibuff: Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you.
@dreamsinchocola: My husbands signature move is running to town "real quick" and coming home 5 hours later.
@Parentpains: This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.