@skadel68: Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it "inappropriate"
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@thesulk: Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night.
@TheHyyyype: [planning heist] LEADER: we can kill the alarm, but how do we get through the concrete wall? *everyone turns to look at the kool-aid man*