@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
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@GrantTanaka: "I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean." -Unorganized Crime
@ShortSleeveSuit: Friend: Wanna go out with me for a beer? Me: I'll go out with you *finger guns* for free