@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
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@Shock_Monster: Frozen pizza recalled? The government appears to have changed tactics to combat drug users: Legalize pot, but take away their food.
@conanobrienswyf: All out of clean spoons so I guess I'll just eat this fat free yogurt with my gun.
@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.