@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
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@TheRohiniReddy: I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them.
@Just_Lee_: My horoscope says I will meet the man of my dreams today. Not sure how my husband will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited
@AbbyHasIssues: My one-woman show, “I Will Unstick These Freaking Grocery Carts If It Kills Me” is getting rave reviews from fellow shoppers.