@JermHimselfish: Hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics.
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@TheAlexNevil: Parents, then: Would it kill you to pick up the phone? Parents, now: Would it kill you to put down the phone?
@AimeeHelene1: Tonight's special: Hummus-fed pigeon leg, rolled in coffee grinds, served on a bed of fresh lawn clippings $105 - Fancy restaurants
@noog: If you listen to a Miley Cyrus song backwards you can hear Satan refusing to have sex with her.