@upsidedowntrash: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok.
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@10InchesPlus: Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done.
@danagould: The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway.
@TheToddWilliams: [boss's office] I'm tired of staff that think they know everything! Do you know what I mean, Murray? "No, sir" I like your style, Murray.