@badbanana: Hundreds of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car.
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@DirtMcTurd: "We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name" Shamcrap?! "Awful" Shampoop?! "Get out!" Shampoo? "Genius!"
@mynameshank: Super productive day, I took down all of my neighbor's outdoor Christmas decorations.
@causticbob: Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
@theawkwardful: My idiot future husband is out there somewhere pushing a pull door. I just know it.