@Gooooats: Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni.
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@SonOfCha: When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free.
@PrettyInCamo11: You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one
@leshnevsky: Any phrase can be banalized,by adding "if you know what I mean" at the end. EG: This morning my wife made me a ??tea,if you know what I mean
@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.