@Monathais: Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!
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@shiksaaa: My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward.
@CraigChamberlin: Apparently "What inning is it?" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.
@lemmywinkler: Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"