@Monathais: Husband and wife near wishing well. Suddenly wife slips and fell in the well. Terrified husband: Noooooooooo...I can't believe it's working!
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@pizzajaynow: When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home.
@Tharin_P: You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears.