@ValeeGrrl: Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share.
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@FreddyAmazin: 3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.
@UNTRESOR: Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat.
@wendchymes: I'm smarter than I look. I was gonna say -more intelligenter- but wasn't sure how to spell it so...