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@ValeeGrrl: Husband: *hacks up lung* I think I'm comin down with something

Me: lol ok whatever

Kid: *tiny cough*

Me: OMG MY POOR BABY COME TO MOMMA

Husband: *hacks up lung* I think I’m comin down with something 

Me: lol ok whatever

Kid: *tiny cough* 

Me: OMG MY POOR BABY COME TO MOMMA

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