@cuckoo_cachu: Husband has fake roaches that he sets up around the house to scare the shit out of me 24/7. I'm putting out positive pregnancy tests. HA.
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@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.
@JessObsess: I tell people I'm narcoleptic so if I fall asleep when they're talking to me I don't seem rude.
@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
@Mr_Kapowski: Q: When is Santa's birthday? A: Since Santa comes once a year and he's married, Santa's birthday is December 25th