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@sixfootcandy: HUSBAND: I can’t believe you’re in your 40s. You look so young.

ME: Nice try. You’re not getting the last piece of pizza.

HUSBAND: I can’t believe you’re in your 40s. You look so young. 

ME: Nice try. You’re not getting the last piece of pizza.

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