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@amazymay72x: Husband: I'll unload the dishwasher for you, honey.

Me: No rush.

3 days later.......regrets saying no rush.

Husband: I’ll unload the dishwasher for you, honey. 

Me: No rush.

3 days later…….regrets saying no rush.

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