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@theshantilly: Husband: Quick. What's this song?
@Cheeseboy22: Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors.
@scorpiusryan21: Pants? You mean Leg Prisons?
@Robinbuble: If you post a handstand photo of yourself at the beach in Uggs you're automatically entered into an essay contest on why you love your Jetta
@SweetestSarcasm: Get Married...
Then you'll never have to make a simple decision alone again.
@huntigula: If you watch "The Empire Strikes Back" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister