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@sixfootcandy: Husband: *snoring*

Me: [slowly rolls him off the bed with my feet] THUMP

Husband: What the hell?

Me: OMG! Did you feel that earthquake?

Husband: *snoring*

Me: [slowly rolls him off the bed with my feet] THUMP

Husband: What the hell? 

Me: OMG! Did you feel that earthquake?

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