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@sixfootcandy: HUSBAND: We’re meeting my parents at noon. Did you shower yet?

(flashback to me using a wet wad of toilet paper to wash my armpits)

ME: Yes.

HUSBAND: We’re meeting my parents at noon. Did you shower yet? 

(flashback to me using a wet wad of toilet paper to wash my armpits)

ME: Yes.

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