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@AtypicalMama: H:"Where'd you get those shoes?"
Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?"
H:"Nope just cleaned the old one"

*Marriage lies

H:”Where’d you get those shoes?”
Me:”I’ve had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw?”
H:”Nope just cleaned the old one”

*Marriage lies

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