@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
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@ThisLocalHater: [pouring another round of shots for my dolls] What do you mean isolated and unstable?
@Hurly_Burly: 878 dead bodies lay there. Liam Nesson "Are we done?" Police: "Sure, I don't see any reason why we should arrest you."
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.
@prettysadmostly: i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire