@megbada: I absolutely recommend falling in love with your twitter crush and traveling about 3612 miles to boink them.
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@Token_Geezer: Apparently, the sonogram machine is to see unborn babies in the womb I thought it was for making you age 10 years. Instantly
@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
@joeljeffrey: Double standard - bear breaks into girl's house, bear gets shot. Girl breaks into bear's house, we write a children's story about it.