@radtoria: I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say "hello?" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise.
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@Ivsy01: I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about.
@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: (6yo son sweetly tracing my face with his fingers at bedtime) 6: Just be still, Momma. I'm pretending to shave off your eyebrows.