@pmclellan: Despite my rock and roll lifestyle, I'm pretty sure I'm going to die via punctured gums from a tortilla chip.

@1followernodad: You were the hot single in your area the whole time.

@mama_sav: Do I have any weird male followers that want to send me money for absolutely no reason

@shariv67: I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world.

@Jandalize: I love when I open my dryer door and money falls out instead of my cat.