@XplodingUnicorn: I accidentally dripped some mustard on my newborn daughter’s forehead and long story short a nurse just walked in and saw me lick the baby.
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@RobinMcCauley: AOL was hacked yesterday so watch out for spam email that looks like it came from 1995.
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@writerPT: I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...