@HiddleDeeDee: I accidentally flushed a public toilet with my hand instead of my foot. I may be dying now.
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@Sassafrantz: At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.
@JillBidenVeep: Joe: I'm going to ask Donald if he wants something to eat Barack: That's nice, Joe Joe: And then I'm going to offer him knuckle sandwiches
@slimmy_shady: Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies.