@HiddleDeeDee: I accidentally flushed a public toilet with my hand instead of my foot. I may be dying now.
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@Blondiethegood: There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house.
@QwertyJones3: [doctor hooking wires to my chest] ME: What are you doing? DOC: Echocardiogram ME: cardiogram cardiogram cardiogram this is a weird test
@tastefactory: [turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up