@wilw: I accidentally inhaled some soap when I was washing my face and then I coughed and no bubbles came out. Cartoons are full of shit.
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@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
@markleggett: People who push and shove to get on a flight before other passengers are possibly going to get to their end destination one second faster.
@zachreinert03: I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day
@dorsalstream: [while hiking I slip off the edge of a cliff but bend into a boomerang shape and fly precisely back up to my original spot and continue hiking]