@envydatropic: I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English
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@thetobbie: Anyway, I heard some "Norwegian black metal" today. Let's just say there's a reason no one ever built cities on it...
@panmidwest: Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep.
@Black__Elvis: I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke.