@FuckabillyRex: I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have gone horribly wrong.
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@EndhooS: My wife says brushing my teeth when sitting on the toilet is disgusting but honestly this toilet brush is almost brand new
@_Water_Baby: My TC promised me he likes it rough so, of course, I bought him a plane ticket. On United.
@VN_Ruben: apparently, Twilight is "so popular" because teenagers can relate to it. Oh yeah, I remember that time when I was a vampire.
@RandiLawson: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi