@JazzTrombonist: I accidentally texted my wife with voice recognition...while playing the trombone
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@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
@TheToddWilliams: [sideline] QB: Do you think I should go for it? COACH: I say go for it [huddle] CENTER: So? QB: Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?