@: i accidentally told a customer their total was $17.76 instead of $17.67 i said “sorry.. just thinking about the declaration of independence i guess” and he did not laugh or smile
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@AimeeHelene1: Him: The ceiling is dripping water!! Me: No, that's just God crying. *panics thinking about the ice castle I built for my stolen penguin*
@PaperWash: When your girlfriend says "I love you" reply with "I love you more!" Because relationships are competitions that must be won.