@KalvinMacleod: I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band.
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@dshack8: I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate.
@mompsychologist: Me: If you don't like my rules, maybe you can find a different mom. 4yo: *excitedly* Can we really do that?
@pixelatedboat: To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice
@HomeProbably: Material possessions mean nothing to me. *breaks phone* I don't think I can make it through this week.