@tastefactory: I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*
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@slooberbie: One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball.
@DanMentos: [at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities
@ThaJawn: Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance