@Jay_FrickinLynn: I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen.
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@chrissyteigen: I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips
@Shock_Monster: Nurse: It's just a little prick.. Me: That's what my gf said! N: Ha M: Haha N: HAHA M: HAHAHA! N: You don't have a gf, do you? M: No.
@JohnLyonTweets: I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing.
@mattingebretson: Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair