@designersays: I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy.
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@tastefactory: My wife caught me looking at a seagull at the beach so now we're in this big fight.
@Thynebear: Did you seriously hire a mentally unstable person to drive our kids just so you could say he's driving them crazy? Me as a principal: Maybe
@JediGigi: Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow.