@JohnLyonTweets: I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there's plenty of blame to go around.
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@pleatedjeans: *requests to be buried in jaws of T-Rex skeleton so it looks like I went out fighting*
@PhuckinCody: [i walk into the Popes room as he's napping] hey can i - stop screaming, ur gonna have a heart attack- can i borrow your hat for a snapchat?
@MythicPicnic: Bought a new exercise program Instructions said to stop if I felt any discomfort So I did
@imchriskelly: "What charities do you donate to?" "I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."