@mexinonblonde: I aged about 2 years and counted 14,364 cat hairs on my cashiers blouse at Walmart waiting for her to ring up my groceries.
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@Shanehasabeard: There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's
@TheTalkingPipe: The milk in my fridge went bad. It beat up my orange juice and started selling meth to all the condiments.
@Probablyrad: Today's kids will never know how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music
@sassy__cat6: My 10yo said when they're mean to people they miss recess. A lot of you need to miss recess.