@TheMichaelRock: I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe.
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@MariyaAlexander: If diamonds are a girl's best friend how come diamonds never drunkenly make out with me?
@WheelTod: Batman: Damn! Someone needs me! Date: That's not the bat signal! Batman: Date:You're just doing shadow puppettry on the wall with your hands
@TYrannosaurus: Auto correct doesn't work when I use caps lock. My phone is like "woah, better let this dude cool down before I tell him he's wrong"