@thenoahkinsey: I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was
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@Fickle_Filly: I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death.
@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
@mexinonblonde: This is just the most tragical thing that has ever happened to me. -Me eating tofu