@thenoahkinsey: I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was
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@Cool_Jesse: That's the last time I follow some dude into the woods just because he tells me he's a wizard.
@reeni730: Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.