@thenoahkinsey: I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was
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@sixthformpoet: A sheep walks into a bar. Lots more sheep follow, the barman counts them and falls asleep, the sheep help themselves to free drinks. Genius.
@lazerdoov: Mcdonalds showing people doing yoga in their commercials is like George Bush having a library named after him.
@Cheeseboy22: Alright, time for a Twitter spelling bee! First word: "their", meaning "belongs to them." Alright, that only leaves 14 of you left standing.
@fuzzlime: A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy.