@DelilahSmashbox: I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping.
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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I took two naps today and was just falling asleep again. Him: I can think of something to wake you up. *wraggles eyebrows* Me: Is it food?
@Angrea: You can't swing a dead cat without hitting someone crazy here! Of course, if you're swinging a dead cat you probably shouldn't be so judgy.
@shutupmikeginn: 0 torches: this is the correct amount for most situations 1 torch: ok if you're exploring a cave 2+ torches: something bad is happening