@Ty_Schutz: I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership.
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@mrjohntofu: My signature move is parking closely to the sports car at the end of the lot taking up four spaces.
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "What's your greatest strength?" *45 minutes later* Me: "I'm very comfortable with silence."
@Scdavis24: Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.