@Ty_Schutz: I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership.
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@Gooooats: I think this coworker I’ve been working with for 13 years is starting to suspect I don’t know his name.
@Marlinaire: Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless.
@BrandonBrown522: Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me.