@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
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@AGreaterMonster: When I was a kid I got in trouble for playing with Grandma Bella in the sandbox. Can't play with dead bodies apparently.
@NYC_Blonde: I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through.
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.