@osno13: i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog
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@UncleDuke1969: "How much for this toaster?" "An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers?" "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
@BrandonVine: *pulled over by cop* Cop: Did you know that your tags are expired? *tags cop* Me: You're it! Cop: Me running away: Renewed!