@osno13: i always carry a condom in my wallet incase i can't finish my corndog
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@NoticablyBacon: Theres a dating website for people that believe the government is ran by lizard people so I really have no excuse for being single
@Swishergirl24: The divorce rate is almost at 60%. How does Cupid keep his job with that level of failure?