@JessicaVarsity: I always carry a lighter in case I end up at an impromptu concert...or need to set someone's house on fire. Either way, I'm prepared.
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@envydatropic: I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me
@DevilryFun: Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit.
@MommaUnfiltered: There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now.
@internetluke: In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me "what is in cells?" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home.