@E_lok44: I always carry a megaphone in my purse, in case I wander off and get lost at Costco.
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@sweetandweak: I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing.
@astutenewf: YOU SHOULD BE CALLED JEHOVAH'S FITNESS! I yell as I lose my breath chasing them down the street.
@KateWhineHall: Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money.