@iGreenMonk: I always carry a mushroom with me, just in case my enemy shows up & I need something to make me bigger.
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@Book_Krazy: [Airport security] Guard: Your flight leaves in 5 minutes Centipede: No problem. I'll just run. I have 100 legs. Guard: Remove your shoes
@corinnemlwsw: Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention.