@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
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@aveuaskew: You said you couldn't live without me, so it's very inconsiderate of you not to be dead.
@adamhess1: So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg? "No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"
@EndhooS: "What's for dinner?" Updog & chips. "Does updog have gluten in it?" No..wait..you're supposed to say... "You know I can't have gluten Karen"