@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
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@novicefather: [cuddling] her: what are you thinking about? me: these pretzels are making me thirsty
@GrowlyGrego: Choose your own adventure: S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P Dad sees a soda? Moving a couch for dad? Obese girl with a vision problem?
@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.