@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
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@thenatewolf: Guard: what do you want for your last meal? Me: anything? Guard: anything Me: the warden Guard: oooooo he ain't gonna like that...
@TattleTSister: I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?
@Humor_Fetish: Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices