@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
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@jergarl: My stages of awkward: Sober me: I don't know what to do with my hands Drunk me: I don't know what to do with my face High me: What face?
@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*
@OBiiieeee: If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.