@briangaar: I always carry a pair of shades with me because you never know when you might see a dead body & say something cool
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@BigPlanetEarth: People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
@HatfieldAnne: Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do.
@MikeMcNeil_: wife: "HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?" me: "DUNNO," I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter.