@WheelTod: I always carry a pocket knife, because I never know when I'll need to slice open a pocket.
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@Kendragarden: If I'm ever possessed, I hope the demon remembers these curls need product to bounce.
@pissrifle: GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- "what's the deal with airline food?" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL
@Tharin_P: Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue.