@ClickBaite: I always carry a pocket of spare bolts at the carnival and hand two or three to the person taking the seat after me. "I found these. Weird?"
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@3sunzzz: Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack.
@INDlAN_: If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive.
@Chelsea_Elle: So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
@Brampersandon_: *tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch